•I went to Disney World in the rain, and I realized why they call it the "Happiest Place on Earth"... because you're too wet and cold to cry.
•The best part about Disney World in the rain? Splash Mountain actually feels like a warm break.
•I paid a fortune to go to Disney World in the rain. Turns out, I could've just stood in my backyard with a garden hose for free.
•They say Disney World is where dreams come true. Mine was just a recurring nightmare about wet socks.
What's the difference between a Disney •World poncho and a regular rain jacket? About $15 and five minutes of trying to look "magical" while resembling a giant, sweating trash bag.
•It rained so hard at "It's a Small World," I was convinced the boats were now just fulfilling their destiny as life rafts.
•My Disney family photo in the rain looked less like a magical vacation and more like a police lineup of very damp, unhappy people.
•I asked a cast member if the parade was still on in the rain. They just pointed at the puddles and said, "Sir, this is the water feature now."
•The only thing that got "washed" at Disney World in the rain was my enthusiasm.
•Going to Disney World in the rain is like paying hundreds of dollars to look like a collective of struggling plastic bags.
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